Central Bakra (or Bakri :D, RJ Ratika)
This is a blog about one of our best night outs in this campuslife. No one of us involved in this case had ever (i suppose) drunk even a beer, but this whole post is about BEING DRUNK. All of it just started out of nothing and things kept on piling on and on and on...
The Date was 31st of August 2008, a day before we had to interview 1st yearites for the new batch of members.
All this started When Chirkut was chatting with Ratika From Nikhilesh's account with the name of Nik first and later with that of Merva-D, that's Rajat...
Nikhilesh: tu frustiya gayi hai kya
Ratika: he he
2:42 AM
Nikhilesh: kya daat faad rahi ai senior sawaal puch raha hai
Ratika: oh
ahem
sry sie
sir
Nikhilesh: ab bata de
2:43 AM
Ratika: nahin frustiai
Nikhilesh: abhi jaa kar soja itne raat tak jaagi hui hai jaa jalim ke baare mein soch
Ratika: ohk ...first tell me whuz this..
2:44 AM
Nikhilesh: sapne mein aake bataunga abhi so jaa
Ratika: abhi to movie chal rhi hai Nikhilesh: kaunsi
2:45 AM
Ratika: sapne mein hi bata dungi mein bhi fir :P
Nikhilesh: kab aa rahi hai bata
Ratika: main thodi na aa rhi hun
2:46 AM
u only said na sapne mein aake baatunga
Nikhilesh: mujhe ping kar dena
Ratika: hmm....hai kaun?
Nikhilesh: sapne mein ping kar dena akalmand!!!!!!!!!!! wahin bataung a
2:47 AM
Ratika: hadd hai...
Nikhilesh: khidki ke bahar dekh
guard so raha hoga
2:48 AM
Ratika: gaurd so rha hoga to??
Nikhilesh: tu use dekh kar uska drawing bana
aur sapne mein mujhe dikhana
2:49 AM
Ratika: gaurd pe itna pyaar kyun aa rha hai aapko..
Nikhilesh: kyunki guard so raha hai
aur mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai
2:50 AM
Ratika: i 'll talk to u later
Nikhilesh: are pehle main kaun guess kar
hint-merva d ab bata . . . .
batao
achcha ek aur hint i live in azad meri java mein d hai new entrant
Ratika: get sane first
2:53 AM
Nikhilesh: are main rajat bewakoof
hadd hai
Ratika: kaun rajat/
Nikhilesh: abe rajat verma chirkut ka dost
new entrant
hadd hai.
i was at the intro talk electrical dept
2:55 AM
Ratika: k
Nikhilesh: right now puneet sir and other 4th yrites are drunk
Ratika: got u
Nikhilesh: puneet sirs chaapo
Ratika: n u?
2:56 AM
Nikhilesh: im fine i was here for some wrk
bt right nw i am alone here making playlist
Ratika: where?
Nikhilesh: ravindra
Ratika: whu else is thr?
2:57 AM
Nikhilesh: me ,4th yr and 3rd yr puneet sir they are goin wild i'll leave after i finish the playlist
2:58 AM
Ratika: which playlist? hindi ?
Nikhilesh: english
chirkut so gaya use bana na tha
kaamchor
2:59 AM
Ratika: he is thr as well??
Nikhilesh: he fainted after 3 shots
guptnath is here
3:00 AM
he's not looking gopod good man.
i thought i will leave with puneet(3rd) ut i doubt that'll happen
3:02 AM
Nik sir is drinking the most.
i didnt know audio was like this. did such parties happened in ur 1st yr ?
Ratika: listen just leave that place...
Udhar guptanath, in full swing... Chhote guthly a.k.a. Punnet Goyal ke account se laga hua tha...
2:47
Puneet: han abhi bol na
Ratika: nik sir ke compu pe kaun baitha hai
pata karo
Puneet: kyu?
pehle bata
2:48 AM
Ratika: he has pinged and ofcourse its nt him
Puneet: ohh..
Ratika: pata karo zara ping karke kaun hai
Puneet: kya bol re hai?2:49 AM actually aaj chadha rakkhi ahi unhone
Ratika: what?
Puneet: woh puneet sir party de rahe the na...
tu nhi ayi....
yahan sab piye hue hai
asndy sir
guptnath
me
pj sir
chirkut2:50 AM rajat tak aa gya
pol mei
Ratika: rajat kaun?
Puneet: abhi haridwar jaa re hai
rajat 2nd yr.....electrical
Ratika: i'll talk to u later
2:51 AM
Puneet: amresh sir kal party de rahe
hain...aayegi kya?
2:52 AM
aye...kahan gayi?
2:53 AM
vaise itni rat tk kya ker rahi?
Ratika: u guyz are out of ur mind....
Puneet: how dare u talk like this....
idea kiska tha
ab aise bolegi
2:54 AM
tune hi toh kaha tha........ab pakad k le gaye sab k sab
puneet sir ko
2:55 AM
Ratika: if u r drunk n everything.....ttyl
Puneet: vaise tu bol na......nashe mei jyada halat kharaab nahi hai
2:56 AM
vaise aap kaise ho akansha mam?
2:59 AM
arey reply kyu nahi maar rahi
kl chalegi k nahi?
Meanwhile, Guptanath came to action on Sandeep's Comp... It started with a comment on Ratika's status msg, some sher with aansu and paani n all in it...
kahe ka paani ?
Ratika: i'll talk to u later
mishra: yahan to daru beh rahi hai
kyun ?
3:03 AM
itni himmat teri ?
do u talk to seniors like this ?
oh ratika u let me down
3:04 AM
ab khush ho le maine bhi baha diye aasu daaru khatm ho gayi :( :'(
Meanwhile chirkut was using Merva in d best way as he could:-
3:03 AM
is amresh sir thr?
Nikhilesh: yup man im afraid i cant leave bfore finishing the list
3:04 AM
Ratika: ofcourse u can
Nikhilesh: but puneet sir is not leaving me tel me some xcuse
Ratika: 3rd yr?
Nikhilesh: yaa
3:05 AM
Ratika: punch him n run away
Nikhilesh: 1 sir aur ahin unka naam nahi pata
Ratika: 3rd yr ke?
Nikhilesh: i didnt kow chirkut drinks. disapointed
3:06 AM
4th yr
3:07 AM
4th ka senior hai
Ratika: am disapointed too....newayz lv that place
Nikhilesh: dis. with chirkut
3:08 AM
Nikhilesh: i cant argue with them in the state they are hell man
3:09 AM
pls talk to the 4th yr mam and tell them to request them to let me go
3:16 AM
Nikhilesh: pls tell mam
3:17 AM
Ratika: wait
Nikhilesh: thanx
3:52 AM
Ratika: rajat u thr??
Saath mein Guptanath bhi utni hi mehnat kar raha tha...
guptanath: abe sun
3:08 AM
playlist de de program ka abhi edit karunga
3:09 AM
guptanath: ftp pe dall de 246 pe
3:17 AM
guptanath: abe play list de na kitna late karegi aur cut 4 bhej de
3:18 AM matlab
3:18 AM guptanath: cut4
Jab bahut ho gyaa, to Ratika went offline and talked to Vikalp, who was in Jawahar, playing CS. Those pieces of orkut and phone chat rn't available as of now. the only part on gtalk was...
vikalp: ??
kya hua ?
Ratika: crap is happening all 4 th yrites r drunk badly
3:17 AM
vikalp: i kn
Ratika: puneet sir, guptanath
vikalp: even 2nd year also
Ratika: can u help rajat get out of der
vikalp: whoz rajat ? new member ?
Ratika: have to go offline
Thens they talked on phone and Ratika requested Vikalp to RESCUE Merva from our CHANGUL :D Guptanath again in form ... this time Vikalp being the Victim...
3:18 AM
Vikalp: oye
guptanath: bolo
Vikalp: rajat ko kyu baitha rakha hai
guptanath: aa rahe hoo
Vikalp: usko bhejo mere pass
guptanath: pii rahe hain app aoo na
Vikalp: rajat ka phone number do
3:19 AM
guptanath: mujko nahi pata app
Vikalp: us se pooch
guptanath: edit karoge kya nahi na mai edit karunga
3:20 AM
appko nahi ata mujko ata hai rajat kon hota hai karne bala server bhi mai chaunga interview bhi mai lunga
3:21 AM
ladkiyan ani cahiye
bolo
3:23 AM samje ya nai samjhe
Assured of something wrong at 3:50 in the morning, Viklap travelled all d way to Ravindra Bhawan from Jawahar on a bicycle with Devashish as his helper (may be he needed manpower to over-power the drunk animals :D ) He enters the wing whr we were expected to lie drunk and... BOOM... HAHAHAH HOHOHOHO HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHA...
Hands on his head, missing his CS game, Vikalp said," Subah ke sadhe 3 baje, kya hai ye ? CS ka achha bhala game chhudwaya kaatne ke liye ?".
Newez, he was on our side now and he called Ratika back...
"Hello, yaar pata nahin kya ho raha hai, room andar se lock kar rakha hai aur chilla rahe hain sab milke andar, knock kiya to galiyan dene lage. meri to himmat nahin ho rahi hai kuchh karne ki. Akanksha ma'am ko utha aur unko bol phone karengi Nik sir ko"
So, Akki called Sandy and Nik baari baari se and found us both drunk on phone...
"Huh ? Hi Akki, kaisi hai ? party chal rahi hai, aa jaa..."
"tumhaare paas 2nd yr ka bachcha hai, please chhod do use and do wateva u want"
"Huh ? nothin serious, tu so aaram se, hum dekh lenge, gn..... Abe pi thik se...haan, aise.. "
"ok, fir subah baat karte hain"
"Haaaaan, gudnite"
"O Akki, hi"
"Oye kya kar rahe ho tum log ? Bachche ko..."
"Ek kaam kar, phone rakh, abhi baat karne ki haalat mein nahin hoon, just hang the phone, gudnite"
"Ok gudnite"
Akki ki jo haalat kharab hui, m sure she must be thinking of calling up the proctor. But being a 4th yearite, we thot i wasn't good to lie to her this way for long, senti ho jayegi. So Sandy called her separately and said,
"Akki chill maar, there's nothing wrong here. this was all setup for Ratika. usne tere account se logon k maje liye the to sabne socha uske saath bhi thoda ho jaye"
"Nahin yaar please, bachche ko chhod ho, fir jo karna hai karo. Please Sandeep, m afraid, use chhod do yaar !"
"Arre hadd hai, main bol raha hoon to samajh nahin aa raha ? Do i now sound drunk ?"
"Sach mein na, to bata abhi kahan ho tum log ?"
till then, we had all madeup a mind to go to Haridwar at 4 in the morning !!!
"well, m standing at water cooler and we r about to leave for haridwar"
"What ? is that a joke again ? tab bewakoof bana rahe the ya ab bana rahe ho ? M really confused kaun kise bewakoof bana raha hai"
"Arre ratika ko chhod ke kisi ko nahin bana rahe, Vikalp aur tu to pehle hi ban chuke hai, Ratika ko abhi 1 din tak aur banana hai"
"To fir it's not fair, hamein bhi jaan hai haridwar"
"No u can't. ratika ko nahin bata sakte abhi"
"to fir sirf main"
"Ok, come down, v r coming to SB"
So, Akki was out in half an hour with a fake entry off to Delhi and we all were set to leave ki Akki MA'AM ke mann mein bachchi ke liye pyaar jaag gaya. Atlast, she called her too...
"Sun Ratika, they seem out of control. Proctor ko phone lagana hai kya "
And we couldn't resist our laughter
"Nahin ma'am, dekh lo, kuchh ho sakta ho to !"
then some comversation went on, not available to me. all i got was...
"aaj jaa, sabhi Haridwar ja rahe hain"
"nahin ma'am, they r drunk na !"
"arre baba no one is drunk, come out, m already out here"
"k ma'am main aap pe bharose karke aa rahi hoon"
"Haan re aa jaa"
Finally we were out of the main gate at 04:45 am. We had a terrible journey standing but a refreshing bath at haridwar. And these two gals stood thr clicking us in swimming costumes ! newez, now the question was whether to leave our sensitive pics with these photographers or not ! we decided not to. But they decided not to give the CAM back to us. but some tricks worked at the dhaba on our way back and we had it back, though we didn't hide any of the pic and they had it all :D We were in d campus at 9 or so and slept the whole day...
Night out never turned out this way in our 4 years, though v've had enough of them to remember but this was unique in itself, specially for Ratika...
PS:- Vikalp hasn't returned Sandeep's Capri he had taken b4 eaving to haridwar, till date. So, he's to be called a Chaddi Chor :P
